Heavy
  1. Tortoise Missing for 30 Years is Found Alive INSIDE THE HOUSE

    It seems that slow and steady wins the race after all.

    January 29, 2013
  2. Schwarzenegger Sex Photo Found in Penthouse Founder’s Locker

    Thankfully, we don’t have the photo.

    January 29, 2013
  3. ‘You’re It!’: 10 Men Locked in 23-Year Game of ‘Tag’

    This game’s not just for kids anymore.

    January 29, 2013
  4. Whitney Houston’s Brother Michael Got Her Into Crack

    So Bobby Brown’s off the hook.

    January 29, 2013
  5. US F-16 Crashes into the Sea off Italian Coast

    No word has surfaced on the safety of the pilot.

    January 28, 2013
  6. Report: North Korean Dads Are Eating Their Children in Severe Famine

    Urban legend or horrifying truth? Evidence tragically points toward the latter.

    January 28, 2013
  7. Grand Jury Voted to Indict JonBenet Ramsey’s Parents in 1999

    John and Patsy would have landed in court, but DA Alex Hunter chose to ignore the indictment.

    January 28, 2013
  8. UPDATE: Frank Ocean & Chris Brown Brawl in LA Studio Parking Lot

    Looks like Chris Brown learned to pick on someone his own size.

    January 28, 2013
  9. ‘Happy Anniversary, Baby’: Roe v. Wade’s 40th Celebrated in Sultry Vid…

    Celebrating 40 years of the right to choose, the CDC makes a sexy, tongue-in-cheek ad starring “Unnecessary Roughness” star Mehcad Brooks.

    January 22, 2013
  10. Enormous 86-Car Pileup in Ohio Leaves 1 Dead and at Least 20 Injured

    Police described the wreck as “absolute chaos.” Highways were shut down throughout the state.

    January 22, 2013
  11. Justin Bieber Now Most-Followed Tweeter; Surpassed Lady Gaga

    Justin Bieber is now the most followed person on Twitter, surpassing Lady Gaga by 7,000 followers. Yikes.

    January 22, 2013
  12. British Grandma Sentenced to Bali Firing Squad for Smuggling Cocaine

    Lindsay Sandiford claims gangsters forced her to smuggle $2.5 million in coke — but Bali’s draconian legal system says she deserves to die.

    January 22, 2013
  13. Beyonce Lip-Synced ‘Star Spangled Banner’ at Inauguration 2013

    Beyonce Knowles lip-synced the National Anthem at President Obama’s second inauguration. Many people had already praised her rendition. The “President’s Own” band didn’t play their…

    January 22, 2013
  14. Harvard Geneticist Seeks Human Surrogate to Birth Cloned Neanderthal

    Wanted: “adventurous human female” to be surrogate mom for the first cloned Neanderthal.

    January 21, 2013