Heavy
  1. Iceland May Become First Western Nation to Ban Internet Porn

    This Nordic island may use Internet filters like the ones implemented in China.

    February 13, 2013
  2. U.S. Navy Aircraft Carrier is Haunted, Say Paranormal Investigators

    The ChillSeekers say they have proof, but we’ll let you be the judge of their footage.

    February 13, 2013
  3. Chubby Checker Sues HP Over Penis-Measurement App ‘The Chubby Checker’

    Chubby Checker is pissed over dudes trying to check their chubbies.

    February 13, 2013
  4. Hermaphroditic Sea Slug Has ‘DISPOSABLE’ PENIS that Regrows after Sex

    It grows a new juvenile penis once sex is complete, and can repeat the process at least three times.

    February 13, 2013
  5. Steve Martin Has Secret Baby, is First-Time Dad at 67

    So what if he’s older than dirt? He’s hilarious.

    February 13, 2013
  6. Bieber Rips Black Keys Drummer on Twitter over Grammy Dig

    This can only be settled with a Rockoff!

    February 12, 2013
  7. Ozone Hole at its Smallest In 10 Years

    Looks like we might not all get skin cancer after all.

    February 12, 2013
  8. OJ Simpson Gay? Has Posse of ‘Girls’ in Prison

    The Acquitted Murderer Formerly Known as Juice might have more to him than meets the eye. Just ask his transgendered prison posse.

    February 12, 2013
  9. Black, Bald Men on High Alert as Dorner Manhunt = Rampant Racial Profi…

    The profiling is so widespread in the manhunt that there’s a list of “helpful tips” for black men wrongly stopped by the cops.

    February 12, 2013
  10. Larry Bird’s Son Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Hit Girlfriend with …

    Larry Bird’s son Conner seems like kind of an angry jerk, but we’ll let the law decide that one.

    February 12, 2013