I want mine all paid off in $1 bills.

Lindsay Lohan, cheesy dialogue, over-the-top costumes and a big fur hat. Can Liz and Dick be any more must-see TV worthy? Twitter users think so too.

You think Charlie recognizes a lot of himself in the wayward starlet?

He’s not just naked, but he’s got great balance. Don’t try this on a statue near you!

How can you use power when the power hasn’t been on?

Ever been embarrassed by your dad’s ranting and raving? Try being Donald Trump’s kids.

The dancers said they smelled natural gas before the building blew up.

Ever had an “Oh, crap” moment? Here’s another one.

His mother had the final say, but a son wanted him kept alive.

Just goes to show, you can run but you can’t hide.

Bet those Battle Creek women wear real sexy underwear!

Salvatore Perrone, accused of killing three shopkeepers, took his girlfriend out dancing a couple hours after killing his last victim.

He also played the lucky guy who let the gorgeous “Jeannie” out of her bottle.

Watch here for our top five Black Friday smackdowns, because nothing says Christmas like a present you punched someone to get.

As long as they don’t let her talk, it should be okay, right?