Can’t you folks in Washington just play nice? Oh, and fix the economy?

Maybe this will make girls admit those kissy-faced self-photos are pretty stupid.

This sure beats a trip to Niagara Falls for your honeymoon, doesn’t it?

And no, the new baby does not weigh more than his dad.

President Barack Obama told Meet the Press today he’s pushing for stronger gun controls. This is gonna get good.

But you’ll notice, he orders a water instead of a soda. Can’t afford any extra calories, you know.

With a last name like Rocknroll, how could Kate Winslet go wrong? But don’t worry about Kate – her heart will go on.

This explosion gives the phrase “clean up in Aisle 10″ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?

Those silly, tricky Mayans. What’s a few days, anyway, when the end of the world is at stake?

Tired of all the commercialism of Christmas? Do you find tinsel distracting? Might be time for a Festivus for the rest of us!

Steve Jobs himself said he knew his wife might end up with a half-built boat.

Republicans, don’t feel bad about Mitt losing the election. He doesn’t.

There’s nothing like brotherly love — or apparently, as forgiving.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore want their freedom — expect them to pay big time for it.

Quick thinking on the parts of school administrators and law officials alike may have prevented another school tragedy Friday.