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  1. Sacha Baron-Cohen to Play Guy Who’s Paying $65M to Turn Daughter Strai…

    Sacha Baron-Cohen’s New Film: A Hong Kong Billionaire who will pay any man $65 millionaire who can turn his lesbian daughter straight and marry her.

    October 5, 2012
  2. G-Spirits Pours Booze on Naked Boobs and Sells it to You For $160

    G-Spirits, a German distiller, has released a line of rum, whiskey, and vodka that is first poured over the breasts of naked models.

    October 4, 2012
  3. Hulk Hogan Sex Tape: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Hulk Hogan’s sex tape has been unleashed online. In the video, the ex-pro-wrestling champ has sex with Heather Clem, his good friend Bubba the Love Sponge’s ex-wife.

    October 4, 2012
  4. WATCH: Insane Leopard Attack Caught On Camera — Cat Body-Slams Deer

    The big cat pulls a pro-wrestling move on an unsuspecting deer.

    October 4, 2012
  5. WATCH: Barack Obama Has 99 Problems … But Mitt Ain’t One [SUPERCUT]

    Barack Obama sings Jay-Z “99 Problems” in a soon-to-be classic supercut.

    October 4, 2012
  6. WATCH: Die Hard 5 Trailer — John McClane & His Son & a Hot Russian C…

    The new trailer for the latest installment in the Die Hard series is here and, well, wow.

    October 4, 2012
  7. Black Mamba Venom Makes Painkiller Like Morphine Without the Smack Add…

    The venom of one of the worlds’ deadliest snakes can be used to make a hugely effective painkiller.

    October 4, 2012
  8. Syria-Turkey Conflict: Top 10 Facts You Need To Know

    Turkey retaliated to Syrian grenade and mortar attacks by bombing targets across the border. Here’s what you need to know about the escalating conflict.

    October 3, 2012
  9. You Can Now Pay Facebook $7 to Make You Feel Like Less of a Loser

    Great news! For $7 you can force your friends to see your inane status updates.

    October 3, 2012
  10. ‘I Enjoy Vagina’ Shirt Gets Girl Booted from Gene Simmons’ High School

    A high-school student in Queens New York was sent home for wearing a t-shirt that said, “I Enjoy Vagina”.

    October 3, 2012
  11. Todd Akin: Docs Give Abortions to Women Who Aren’t Pregnant

    Todd Akin is back on track to being a big hit with the ladies with another ingenious attack on science.

    October 3, 2012
  12. Vet Sues for $10M after Hospital Gives His Penis Frostbite & Cuts it O…

    The veteran claims a nurse iced his penis so long it got frostbite, forcing amputation of his member.

    October 3, 2012
  13. Austin Tice Video: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Footage has appeared online claiming to show American journalist Austin Tice being held in captivity by pro-Assad forces in Syria. Here’s what you need to know.

    October 2, 2012
  14. Ikea Erases Women From Saudi Arabian Catalog

    Swedish furniture giant Ikea decided that the people of Saudi Arabia couldn’t handle their photos of not-so-scantily clad women and so airbrushed them out of their latest catalog.

    October 1, 2012
  15. River Viiperi: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    He’s the boyfriend of Paris Hilton, trending on Twitter following his arrest last night in Las Vegas. What else do you need to know about River Viiperi?

    October 1, 2012