Neil Prospect

  1. Prison Cat Found With Cellphone, Small Saws in Brazil

    Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.

    January 5, 2013
  2. Will Barney Frank Become Senator?

    Barney Frank is something of a firebrand. Could he be headed towards the Senate? Will he make things better? Or just make them worse?

    January 5, 2013
  3. Hostage Situation in Aurora: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    An armed man took hostages in Aurora, Colorado (the same town as The Dark Knight Rises Massacre). The shooter and his three hostages are all dead.

    January 5, 2013
  4. Woman Shoots Intruder 5 Times in Front of 9-Year-Old Twins

    After months of story after story of guns being used to hideously murder innocent people, we finally have a story of them protecting someone.

    January 5, 2013
  5. PHOTOS: Justin Bieber Caught Smoking Weed

    Justin Bieber smokes weed! Squeaky Clean no more! See the photos inside!

    January 5, 2013
  6. Erika Menendez, the Subway Pusher: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The subway pusher has been revealed as Erika Menendez, who “hates Hindus and Muslims” because of the 9/11 attack.

    December 29, 2012
  7. Subway Murderer Charged With Hate Crime

    According to the New York Times, the subway pusher is being charged with a hate crime.

    December 29, 2012
  8. Woman in Custody for Subway Murder

    A suspect is in custody for the second subway pushing murder this month. This is everything we know so far.

    December 29, 2012
  9. Lawyer Trying to Sue Connecticut for $100M Over Sandy Hook Massacre

    A lawyer is asking for $100 million for a 6-year-old survivor of the Sandy Hook Massacre. Is he a hero or a villain?

    December 29, 2012
  10. Two Rocket Launchers Turned in at Los Angeles Gun Buyback

    You can take my rocket launcher when you pry it from my cold dead hands. I need it … for hunting … how am I supposed to kill a deer without a rocket launcher?

    December 29, 2012
  11. Japanese Porn Star Collects Twitter’s Semen

    A Japanese porn star got 100 bottles of semen from her Twitter followers. Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.

    December 29, 2012
  12. WATCH: Charlie the Unicorn 4 Blows Up the Moon

    Charlie the Unicorn returns doing pretty much the same stuff as the last time we saw him …. being hilarious and getting blowed up.

    December 29, 2012
  13. PHOTO: Best Business Card Of All Time

    This man, this man is a freakin’ hero. I shed a tear for his brilliance. I will follow you to the gates of hell, sir.

    December 22, 2012
  14. Xavier to Auction Sandy Hook Jerseys for Newtown Charity

    A story about college sports and the Sandy Hook Massacre that’s uplifting and positive? I didn’t think it could happen.

    December 22, 2012
  15. WATCH: Sofia Vergara Sings Frosty the Snowman

    Sofia Vergara is exceptional in many many ways. Watching her sing Frosty the Snowman is a Christmas present to the world.

    December 22, 2012