Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.

Barney Frank is something of a firebrand. Could he be headed towards the Senate? Will he make things better? Or just make them worse?

An armed man took hostages in Aurora, Colorado (the same town as The Dark Knight Rises Massacre). The shooter and his three hostages are all dead.

After months of story after story of guns being used to hideously murder innocent people, we finally have a story of them protecting someone.

Justin Bieber smokes weed! Squeaky Clean no more! See the photos inside!

The subway pusher has been revealed as Erika Menendez, who “hates Hindus and Muslims” because of the 9/11 attack.

According to the New York Times, the subway pusher is being charged with a hate crime.

A suspect is in custody for the second subway pushing murder this month. This is everything we know so far.

A lawyer is asking for $100 million for a 6-year-old survivor of the Sandy Hook Massacre. Is he a hero or a villain?

You can take my rocket launcher when you pry it from my cold dead hands. I need it … for hunting … how am I supposed to kill a deer without a rocket launcher?

A Japanese porn star got 100 bottles of semen from her Twitter followers. Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.

Charlie the Unicorn returns doing pretty much the same stuff as the last time we saw him …. being hilarious and getting blowed up.

This man, this man is a freakin’ hero. I shed a tear for his brilliance. I will follow you to the gates of hell, sir.

A story about college sports and the Sandy Hook Massacre that’s uplifting and positive? I didn’t think it could happen.

Sofia Vergara is exceptional in many many ways. Watching her sing Frosty the Snowman is a Christmas present to the world.