How the F%@k Do You Get 3 Million Miles on a Volvo?
3 million miles. How is that even possible?
moto
July 9, 2012Comment-
Gwar’s Zombie Survival Tips and Zombie Lifestyle Critique
Fuse invited metal superstars and interplanetary scum/overlords Gwar to create an informative video instructing how to avoid being eaten by zombies and to comment on the strange in…
comedy
July 6, 2012 -
Have a Very Bill Pullman Independence Day
Happy 4th of July, Heavy.com reader. To celebrate this Independence Day we bring you comedian Sean Kleier performing Bill Pullman’s speech from Independence Day on the str…
comedy
July 4, 2012 -
The Top 20 Candidates to Be Tom Cruise’s Next Wife
Tom Cruise is back on the market, but if his history holds he won’t be there for long. What better way to celebrate Tom Cruise’s 50th birthd…
Girls
July 3, 2012 -
Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn Teaser Trailer is Haunting
The much anticipated Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn teaser trailer has finally hit the Internet and while it doesn’t offer much (it is a teaser after all) it certainly creates …
games
July 3, 2012 -
Toronto Raptors Stab New York Knicks’ Dreams of Steve Nash in the Hear…
The Toronto Raptors just killed the New York Knicks’ dream of landing Steve Nash in free agency like freakin’ Freddy Kreuger. It’s all really technical, but they offered Landry Fie…
action
July 3, 2012 -
The 20 Hottest Photos of Denise Vasi
Denise Vasi is a young, up and coming actress who is best known for her roles in Magic Mike and The Single Ladies . She’s …
Girls
July 3, 2012 -
The History of Comedy Wants to Rock Your Body
The History of Comedy is a storied one and it brings a tear to our collective eye here at Heavy.com to see all our heroes in a single video. Ok, so maybe the tears are from the ext…
comedy
July 2, 2012 -
Idiots Celebrate America by Lighting Themselves on Fire in the Ultimat…
Well, the 4th of July is coming up, which means it’s almost time for the annual parade of idiots lighting themselves on fire with fireworks. This video is a loving tribute to all t…
comedy
July 2, 2012 -
The 20 Hottest Photos of Herika Noronha
Herika Noronha: confusing to say, a hell of a lot of fun to look at. This Brazilian Bombshell is the reason why you suspect that every woman…
Girls
June 27, 2012 -
Google’s Artificial Brain Loves Internet Cats—Our Robot Masters Will…
Google has created an artificial brain that taught itself to recognize cats. Looks like our robot masters will be as dumb as we are.
comedy
June 26, 2012 -
The 20 Awesomest Geek Pickup Lines to Score at Comic-Con
Comic-Con is approaching, and that means time for all the little geeky boys and all the little geeky girls out there to gather their best Co…
Girls
June 26, 2012
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