You know how sometimes the Republicans like to complain that Obama is mean? Well, they pray for his death … so …. yea … secret service, you’re needed in Kansas.

And you think the politics in America are disruptive and dysfunctional! They play some real hardball in Bulgaria.

A first-grader has accomplished way more than you ever will. Just remember that next time you try to brag about balancing your checkbook.

The only people qualified to attack this Manti Te’o hoax with the gravitas it deserves are finally on the case. Godspeed, Taiwanese animators, godspeed.

I can tell you this, church just got a whole lot more interesting. Goodbye Leviticus, Hello Temple Run.

Aaron Swartz was threatened with 35 years in prison for downloading articles from academic journals. Now his family is saying this had a hand in his death.

Parents, I understand you’re fearful for you children, but please, stop being crazy people. Pretending to bring a gun to an elementary school IS CRAZY.

Brilliant internet activist, co-founder of Reddit, and co-creator of RSS, Aaron Swartz took his own life last night. Find out about his life inside.

We consider ourselves experts in the fields of funny dog pictures and stuff that looks like dongs. Finally, something brings those two fields together.

The Bulls may have won the game, but the Knicks won where it really counts: The post-game interviews.

Real men wear skirts … or something like that. Did I get the bumper sticker right?

Do I understand the words coming out of your mouth, Jackie Chan? No, no I don’t. Because the interview was in Chinese. But translated into English, ohohho now we’re cooking with ga…

On the bright side, congress is still more popular than gonorrhea and North Korea. So …. things are lookin’ up.

Why, yes, Mr. Bond, I do intend to steal this trillion dollar platinum coin …. AND THEN THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Bill Cosby still has it. I’d love to see him have his own show with The Roots. Just them playing cool music and him not understanding. It’ll be great.