Heavy
  1. What Type of Wizard is President Obama?

    Clearly he has mystical powers, but exactly how does he choose to use them? Will he teach at Hogwarts or hand out with hobbits?

    August 14, 2012
  2. Gun Control: It’s About Damn Time We Discussed It

    Gun violence is a problem in the US. Shouldn’t we at least discuss how to fix it?

    August 14, 2012
  3. Katy Perry’s Ass Exposed in Surprise Cameo at Water Park

    Warning: You may not be attracted to Katy Perry anymore after viewing these damaging photos.

    August 13, 2012
  4. Justin Theroux: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are getting married. Here are the top 10 things you need to know about the guy.

    August 13, 2012
  5. Usain Bolt: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Find out all your need to know about the most electrifying man at the Olympics.

    August 9, 2012
  6. The Best Twitter Reactions to Usain Bolt’s 200m Gold Medal Victory

    Twitter is all a-twitter about Usain Bolt’s 200m victory. I wonder what it has to say.

    August 9, 2012
  7. Usain Bolt Wins Gold in 200-meter, Becomes Most Dominant Runner in His…

    Usain Bolt has taken his place in history as the greatest runner of all time with his victory in the 200m.

    August 9, 2012
  8. NYC Mayor Bloomberg Says No to Free Vibrators, Leaves Thousands of Wom…

    New York City shut down a vibrator giveaway. City gov. voted biggest party pooper of the year.

    August 9, 2012
  9. Top 10 Photos Aly Raisman has Tweeted of Gymnastics Team Having Fun at…

    The 2012 US women’s gymnastics team is genuinely fun, especially according to their twitter timelines.

    August 7, 2012
  10. Nic Cage and Mickey Mouse Read ’50 Shades of Grey’ in Bed

    Ever wanted to hear Mickey Mouse describing acts of light bondage? Have we got the video for you.

    August 7, 2012
  11. Six-Year-Old Had LEGO Piece Up His Nose for Three Years

    How do you even get a LEGO piece up there in the first place?

    August 7, 2012
  12. Aly Raisman Wins Gold in Women’s Floor Exercise!

    Aly Raisman has won a gold medal in the Women’s Floor Exercise event just one hour after winning bronze in the Women’s Balance Beam competition.

    August 7, 2012
  13. Mentos Demands Singaporean Sex With Insane Rap Video Advertisement

    Mentos’ new slogan for Singapore “Mentos: The Babymaker”.

    August 7, 2012