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  1. The Awesomest & Sh*ttiest Christmas Gifts for Everyone on Your List

    Use this guide to make your family think you actually care about them.

    November 28, 2012
  2. 7 Crop Circles that Predict the Mayan Apocalypse: a 2012 Guide

    The Mayan prophecies are coming to fruition via alien invasion. Crop circles predicting the end of days are popping up everywhere, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.

    November 27, 2012
  3. The Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Evil

    Think Thanksgiving is all about family and turkey? Well, you thought wrong! Find out why it’s the devil’s favorite holiday.

    November 22, 2012
  4. The Craziest Creationist Louisiana Textbook Lessons

    Louisiana is filling students’ heads full of creationist wisdom with its new voucher program. These textbook lessons speak for themselves.

    November 21, 2012
  5. Hector Camacho: Top 10 Facts You Need To Know

    Boxing legend Hector “Macho” Camacho is in critical condition after being shot in the face. The former champ is also a convicted burglar & alleged child abuser & wife beater.

    November 21, 2012
  6. Rutgers Moving to Big Ten: Leaves Big East for Dead

    Rutgers is leaving the Big East for greener pastures in the Big Ten. How will this move effect college football? Find out in our inside report.

    November 20, 2012
  7. Casey Anthony Bombshell: Prosecutors Missed 98% of Evidence

    Stunning new evidence to be revealed in the Casey Anthony case, where prosecutors are reported to have missed on 98 percent of what could have led to a conviction.

    November 20, 2012
  8. WATCH: Monkey Man Breaks 100-Meter Record on All Fours

    Kenichi Ito says the future of running is on all fours. Apparently we just wasted millions of years of evolution.

    November 20, 2012
  9. ‘Dog Whisperer’ Cesar Millan Attempted Suicide Over Dead Pitbull

    Cesar Millan, the “Dog Whisperer,” reveals he attempted suicide in 2010 after the death of dog he got from rapper Redman.

    November 16, 2012
  10. How to Avoid Getting Busted for Stoned Driving in a Weed-Legal World

    With Colorado and Washington legalizing weed, cops are hot to trot to bust you for driving stoned. Here’s a guide on what you need to know, and how to avoid getting thrown in the …

    November 15, 2012
  11. WATCH: Magic Cheerleader Falls on Face

    Orlando Magic cheerleader Jamie Wood suffered injury last night after hitting her head on the court during a routine. Watch the shocking video here.

    November 14, 2012
  12. KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time

    You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.

    November 13, 2012