Something tells us the corpse of Johnny Carson is gonna rise up any day now to finish this whole late night war once and for all.

The Academy award winning director follows 2010′s 127 Hours with the dramatic thriller Trance.

What happens in the tub, stays in the tub. Until it makes its way onto Twitter.

“C’mon everybody do that dookie dance.” That is what the kids will be singing in the club from now on.

You’d be pissed too if your foot was stuck in a trap and some jerk was poking you with a stick.

Consider this our version of the mixtape in tribute to Jimmy Kimmel’s old time slot. We’ll try not to get too emotional.

I think we can all agree with Twitter that Doctor Phil is a big-mouthed, bald hillbilly. That’s just a universal truth.

Bobby Bottleservice knows true star power and wants to shoot all over the face of talent, in a respectful way of course.

The sloth has algae growing on its fur and only comes down from the trees to take a dump. Yeah, it’s a gross little creature.

Almost as good as the scene where Patrick cuts up the two hookers while watching Yo Gabba Gabba.

Golden Globe hostesses Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are excited about the ugly folks of TV rubbing shoulders with the beautiful people of the movies.

Few things are more awkward than attempting to high five a blind person. That and 19 more flailing high five attempts gone wrong.

It’s our understanding that the objective is NOT to stop the ball with your face.

Hey, is that a tattoo or just the ugliest birthmark ever on your arm?

C’mon, teach, don’t give the kid homework. Can’t you see it’s killing her?