You can ask your mom to pay your cell phone bill or buy you drugs, but not both.

“Duuuuuude, it’s Bongy, the magical bong mascot.”

You could pretty much trade these works of art for anything you wanted at the lunch table!

The writers of Mad Men could be trading in their designer suits on Madison avenue for space helmets and Florida sand with a new television show.

This is why you don’t give your 14-year-old son controls to the Mars Rover, even if it is “bring your kid to work day.”

Jimmy McMillan is back but his tune hasn’t changed. The rent is still too damn high, only this time it’s got a catchy hip-hop beat to go along with it.

The Bluth family is coming to your town via billboard, subway, cab and bus!

Cats and male models? Don’t even question the existence of this tumblr, just know that your girlfriend is probably loving it.

If you think advertising has come a long way from its humble beginnings, you’re wrong. Sex still sells. Always has, always will.

If you find yourself guilty of any of the behavior in this series of photos, we have some bad news for you – you’re failing miserably at life.

If you want to get the best photos of our planet for Earth Day, then you need to be in outer space.

We’ve lined up 20 hypnotic GIFs for your 420 pleasure. Go ahead and clear your schedule, you’re not going anywhere once you open up this post.

Louis CK has good thoughts and bad thoughts. This thing and that thing, and that thing shouldn’t be there but it is. Let him explain…

Don’t ask Harrison Ford about Star Wars unless you want Han Solo sticking a lightsaber up your ass.

God is Dead? …Maybe according to the reunited Black Sabbthh. The godfathers of metal have released the first single from their new studio album ’13.’