Not even a million bucks worth of CGI could save the three hour long bastard child of LOTR.

One in five senior citizens is now awkwardly struggling with Facebook. The rise of the silver surfers has begun.

Opening a whites only laundromat maybe isn’t the smartest business decision. No matter how noble your intentions are.

Is it me or is Tom Brady looking for his dog Fido on the field instead of concentrating on the game?

Facebook and the Zuckerberg army are about to turn your life into one big version of Yelp with the new graph search.

Bojangles likes bananas, but likes porn even more.

We’re expecting a Broadway musical of the White House shart incident any day now.

Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.

When Gary Busey sits on a grassy knoll to educate you about hobbits and their dead cockroach jewelry, you shut up and listen.

Greg isn’t excited about Vegas. In fact, he sorta f**king hates it.

Didn’t have time to sit down for a three hour awards show of celebrity ass kissing? Get the compact version in fabulous, cutting edge GIF form.

Who needs continuity in movies when you’ve got explosions and copious amounts of cleavage?

The song is one ex-wife short of becoming an all-time country classic.

“You’re free, little mouse! Enjoy the remaining five seconds of your life.”

FACT: Morgan Freeman doesn’t have sex, when he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens.