Pop sensation Ke$ha paired with quotes from Marxism philosopher Slavoj Žižek?! Tumblr officially needs an intervention.

Don’t be surprised if your brain melts into a puddle after checking out these 20 mind benders.

Teddy bears aren’t so cuddly when they’re trying to eat your face off.

It’s only January and already we’ve blown our resolution on not getting caught up in Facebook drama. Oh well.

Now that Iran has a monkey in space this seems like the perfect time to look back at some photos of… animals in spaaaaaaace!

Just like their human owners, cats are also terrible at keeping their new year’s resolutions.

Looking to let people know you’ve finally jumped off the deep-end and failed at life? Tailly may just be the perfect answer.

We’re waiting for the Kirsten Dunst crying GIF any day now.

It’s Jesse Pinkman spouting off his catchphrase through four seasons of “Breaking Bad.” You know the drill, b*tch!

Real nerds are tired of hot chicks in glasses posing as nerds. Okay, really they’re just bitter those hot chicks still aren’t having sex with them.

Don’t even think about trying to put these kids in timeout, their awesomeness simply can’t be chained down.

SNL ripped into sports’ two biggest liars, Lance and Manti with an out of the park opening sketch.

Twenty perfectly timed photos of fail, win and wtf. We promise they’re better than any of your aunt’s Facebook cat albums.

No point in dwelling on the past. Manti Te’o is back on the market and looking for that special lady who doesn’t exist.

Your days of sleeping on the couch are over, a 12-year-old boy has cracked the female code.