He’s a kid, he’s a zombie, and he likes turtles. What more do you need to know, lady?

And today in bad ass history: Man opens beer with a chainsaw.

Taking a slap to the face in slow motion doesn’t make it hurt any less, but it is a little bit cooler to watch.

Not even Tyson is a match for the awesomeness of Goro. Flawless Victory!

Somebody please offer this man a stick of gum and hurry up!

We’re bustin’ out the expensive lotion and putting on our good drawers for today’s lesson. Ashford Lawrence takes viewers on a fine dinning adventure that’s full of that signature …

Marissa takes a walk on the wild side and hooks up with hottie, Alex on the beach.

David Lynch’s bizarre fantasia had some truly creepy sequences in it, but it also had one of the most touching girl-girl makeouts ever when the film’s two leads link up for som…

Boats n’ hoes, cuz they just work so well together, dammit.

In anticipation of Ozzy’s ‘Scream Tour’ with fellow rock icon Slash, we did some snooping around and found this classic interview spoof between funny man Weird Al and the prince of…

Ozzy and Slash on the same bill, could such a thing of rock epicness be true? Indeed it is, and the two giants of rock are bringing their tour across the US.

The third and final day of Bud Light’s fantastic voyage is underway with girls, beer, ESPN and few rockstars thrown in for good measure.

Day 2 of Bud Light’s Port Paradise III cruise found people putting their beer bellies to work in the belly flop contest and throwing on the platforms for the ’70s Flashback Party!

Check out what 7,000 Bud Light drinkers aboard a party ship destined for paradise looks like in the photo gallery of Port Paradise III – day 1.

So we heard about his little boat ride that Bud Light was putting together and decided to send one of our Heavy reps down to check it out. Beaches, boats and beer – hell yes!