If you find yourself in the path of the blizzard this weekend, don’t make the same mistake with your car as these unfortunate drivers.

Die Hard was always missing a soundtrack by Elton John and Tim Rice. Yippie kay yay – jazz hands!

We’re all gonna feel Jay-Z’s wrath if we don’t lay off Beyonce soon.

And by music video, we mean his hatchet smashing tale has now been auto-tuned. “Smash, smash suh-mash!”

Stop, collaborate and let Vanilla Ice sell you a chandelier.

Nothing says true love and 100% lack of intelligence at the same time like a face tattoo of your lover’s name.

Mmmm, mmm, nothing hits the spot like a hot bowl of slut soup with chicken ass.

The president just can’t shoot a shotgun without being turned into an eagle head, cannon blasting, zombie killing meme. What’s the internet coming to?

Okay, technically it did make the air, but only in three states. I guess Old Milwaukee ran a little short on that $4 million commercial buy-in.

Fifty bucks says that Beyonce or Bane was behind last night’s Super Bowl blackout. #BlameBeyonce

Miss a few of the funny commercials while you were restocking the bean dip? Not to worry, we’ve lined up the ultimate list from Super Bowl XLVII.

If you’re going to have children yo might as well make their lives as miserable as possible, right?

So is SportsCenter getting in the remix game now? Brothers Jim and John Harbaugh get a trash talking remix just in time for the Super Bowl.

The beer may be warm and the service may be surly, but these bar tenders are marketing wizards when it comes to advertising. Get your drink on!

You’re spending too much time on Facebook when you’ve joined a group dedicated to fighting panda terrorism. Step away from the social media.