Joe Schott

  1. The Heavy Awesomest Guide To Oktoberfest: Legs, Kegs and Dirndls

    We’ve got the skinny on the biggest beer festival in the world – girls, beers, and other awesomeness await. I hope you’re thirsty!

    September 28, 2012
  2. The Heavy Awesomest Guide to Catapults: Let’s Fling Some Dead Horses

    We’ve cooked up an Awesomest Guide with the epic, the fail and everything weird regarding catapults. Strap in, put on your helmet, and get launched.

    September 27, 2012
  3. The 20 Hottest Photos of Girls with Snakes

    Hey all you Heavy Herpetologists out there! We’ve got a great “Girls With Snakes 101″ course going on, so come in, take a seat, and earn your credits! Class is in session!

    September 25, 2012
  4. The 20 Worst IDs and Licenses Ever

    The 20 Worst IDs and Licenses Ever. We’re not kidding around, things get pretty bad. You’ve been warned.

    September 21, 2012
  5. The 20 Hottest Photos of Mariah Carey

    Is it 2001? Nope, but we’ve dug up the best of Mariah from her premium years. You know, before she went all crazy and put on 40lbs.

    September 21, 2012
  6. WATCH Live Grenade Thrown on Field in Iran Soccer Match; Player Nearly Loses Hand

    Only in Iran. Who needs cherry bombs when you can throw homemade grenades out on the field?

    September 20, 2012
  7. Psycho Smashes Car through KFC That Won’t Sell Him Chicken Bucket

    Apparently KFC really is “finger lickin’ good” and people get REALLY upset when they’re denied their fried chicken. This man completely flew the coop.

    September 20, 2012
  8. SuperDog: Beagle Survives 70-Foot Jump Off Bridge

    Meet Brandi, the SuperDog who survived a nearly 70-foot leap into water.

    September 20, 2012
  9. Banned iPhone 5 Promo Ad

    A newly banned Apple iPhone 5 promo ad has hit the web today and something tells us that this may not be legit.

    September 17, 2012
  10. The 20 Awesomest Guinness World Records

    Prepare to be amazed, stupified, confused, and grossed out all at once!

    September 17, 2012