Oh, Stephen Sommers, you monolithic hack. The Summer of Hasbro reached a crescendo with the enormous opening weekend for your action figure fantasia G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, which took in $100.5 million worldwide, despite not being screened for critics…
August 13, 2009As part of our ongoing mission to understand the hearts and minds of America, we took a nationwide poll to determine which of the above monsters citizens found the most sexually attractive. Respondents were instructed to choose one of the above…
August 13, 2009…
August 12, 2009Armwrestle Dick Cheney / partial robot / cyborg Dick Cheney. Swim through an Olympic-size pool of Vicks Vapo-Rub to save a little girl (little girl can be blind for amped-up drama factor). Punch a bullet so hard it flies back in the gun and explodes…
August 6, 2009Play our new free game White Castle Chase The Crave II and make it through the mean streets in the fastest time and you could win an iPad courtesy of Heavy.com.
May 15, 1970
