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  1. G.I. Joe Director: Critics Remind Me Of My Mother

    Oh, Stephen Sommers, you monolithic hack. The Summer of Hasbro reached a crescendo with the enormous opening weekend for your action figure fantasia G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra, wh…

    August 13, 2009
  2. Who Is America’s Sexiest Monster?

    As part of our ongoing mission to understand the hearts and minds of America, we took a nationwide poll to determine which of the above monsters citizens found the most sexually at…

    August 13, 2009
  3. Five Things Steven Seagal Must Do Now

    Armwrestle Dick Cheney / partial robot / cyborg Dick Cheney. Swim through an Olympic-size pool of Vicks Vapo-Rub to save a little girl (little girl can be blind for amped-up drama …

    August 6, 2009
  4. Freedom Man 2027

    Imari Stevenson is one of the 20 Worst Internet Losers. Watch his hilarious short film, Freedom Man 2027.

    July 12, 2009
  5. Holy Diver Game Footage

    Check out Holy Diver, an obscure Japanese Nintendo game based on the most famous song by Ronnie James Dio.

    May 21, 2009
  6. Exclusive Interview With Amber Smith From Cinemax’s Lingerie

    Amber Smith has one of the juiciest roles on Lingerie – as bad girl designer Giovanna, she chews scenery with the best of them to bedevil heroine Lacey’s simple quest to make the b…

    October 28, 2000
  7. White Castle Chase The Crave II

    Play our new free game White Castle Chase The Crave II and make it through the mean streets in the fastest time and you could win an iPad courtesy of Heavy.com.

    May 15, 1970