Two Americans reportedly survived.

In another blow to his bogus legacy, Lance has been ordered to physically return his bronze medal from Sydney 2000.

Don’t even bother sending flowers, John Mayer. Samuel L. Jackson ain’t letting any man walk over his heart again.

You may find yourself overwhelmed with the urge to quit your job and head for the tropics after this 44 second slice of paradise with Candice Swanepoel.

She’s out!

Meanwhile, another man suffered a broken pelvis at the same station at the same time — but incredibly, the incidents are unrelated.

Lance can make excuses about the dope use all he wants, but he can’t stop the wave of memes that is coming.

At least they were wrapped in plastic.

The prosecution argued the dad’s skinhead beliefs had nothing to do with his child’s motives.

You haven’t seen the The Godfather until you’ve seen the googly eyed collector’s edition.

Good luck on getting a cent back for these literary clunkers at the university bookstore.

From Amy Poehler topless to Jodie Foster’s epic non-coming-out speech, it was a wild night.