Heavy
  1. Cops Engage in High-Speed Chase of Doughnut Truck

    Get it? Cops love doughnuts.

    February 14, 2013
  2. Snoop Dogg Plans to Teach 8-Year-Olds about Weed Smoking

    I can’t imagine a better role model for youth than Snoop.

    February 14, 2013
  3. 200 Dead Dogs Found in Man’s Backyard

    Local cops call this the worst case of animal cruelty they have ever seen.

    February 13, 2013
  4. Tourist in NYC Raped after Partying at Lavo Nightclub in Midtown

    The incident is believed to have happened at about 3:30 a.m. on Sunday morning.

    February 13, 2013
  5. Brother of Killer Dad Loses Out on $1.5M and Jumps to His Death

    A sad and weird story gets even sadder and weirder.

    February 13, 2013
  6. Stranded Cruise Ship is Human Waste Cesspool: Top 10 Facts You Need to…

    It’s basically a giant, town-sized toilet festering on the high seas.

    February 12, 2013
  7. N. Korea Pisses Off World, Again, with Underground Nuclear Test

    And during Chinese New Year? It’s just rude.

    February 12, 2013
  8. Duke Fraternity Suspended After Party Is Dubbed ‘Racist Rager’

    Students at Duke should probably just stick to being good at sports.

    February 7, 2013
  9. Applebee’s Receipt Drama Back on the Front Page of Reddit

    I just hope this doesn’t take the focus off how bad their food really is.

    February 7, 2013
  10. ‘REPORT’: Justin Bieber Cheated on Selena with Rihanna

    Luckily for Bieber, Chris Brown has a strict policy of only beating up women.

    February 6, 2013