It’s the Weather Channel’s answer to Shark Week. Only awesomer.

For some the war is never really over.

Dear God, please don’t let Diddy start to creep into my fantasies.

At least Top Gun was created before we had to curtail Air Force flying.

MTV is just way too high-brow now.

He got caught with a sh*t ton of drugs, so he was definitely on his way to meet up with LiLo.

Be careful next time you’re in Sri Lanka. Giant spiders are now a real thing.

American is evil, and here’s why.

And he didn’t even sing a Michael Jackson song!

“He looks like a piece of art all tatted up, all sexy, black and beautiful.” Right.