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  1. 3 Arrested in Deadly Nightclub Fire — Including Band’s Lead Singer

    The singer was arrested at the wake of his dead accordion player. The band’s pyrotechnics display is suspected of sparking the blaze, which killed 234 people.

    January 28, 2013
  2. 19-Foot, 1,600-Pound Cigar ‘El Gigante’ is Sold for $185,000

    Now the buyer just needs a 600-gallon glass of Scotch.

    January 28, 2013
  3. EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Super Bowl Holiday Petition Starter Josh Moo…

    The man behind the petition to make the day after the Super Bowl a holiday gives us a few minutes of his time.

    January 28, 2013
  4. White House Petition Demands: Make Day After Super Bowl a Holiday!

    The Death Star was a stretch, but this one totally makes sense.

    January 25, 2013
  5. Group Lawsuit Claims ‘American Idol’ Is Racist

    People should be suing “American Idol” for making Nicki Minaj a judge.

    January 25, 2013
  6. Exxon Mobil Tops Apple as World’s Most Valuable Company

    Gasoline has finally gotten the upper hand on mobile phones. All is right in the world.

    January 25, 2013
  7. Coachella 2013 Lineup: Chili Peppers, Blur & Phoenix Headline

    The Red Hot Chili Peppers and the Wu-Tang Clan are performing at the same place? You need to be there!

    January 25, 2013
  8. Inigo Montoya T-Shirt Sparks Panic on Qantas Flight

    Apparently, wearing a T-Shirt with the words “Prepare to Die” on an airplane full of passengers is frowned upon.

    January 24, 2013
  9. Sylvester Stallone Paid Half-Sister Millions to Shut Her Up

    Stallone’s bank account took a few hits to the ribs since he wanted to keep his half-sister quiet.

    January 24, 2013
  10. Nintendo Releases New Wii U Content: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Nintendo let the mushroom out of the bag on all its planned Wii U content.

    January 23, 2013
  11. Sexual Assault in the Air Force is Totally Out of Control

    Sexual misconduct in the Air Force rose a staggering 30 percent from 2011 to 2012.

    January 23, 2013
  12. WATCH: Manti Te’o Says He ‘Briefly’ Lied About Fake Girlfriend Hoax

    Manti Te’o knew what the real deal was but stuck to the false script anyway.

    January 23, 2013
  13. Voice of Charlie Brown Arrested for ‘Threat to Cause Death or Bodily H…

    Good ol’ Charlie Brown is allegedly a bad old man.

    January 23, 2013
  14. Vegas Cop Kills Family & Torches House: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    A Las Vegas police officer allegedly murdered his wife and son before setting his residence on fire and committing suicide.

    January 22, 2013
  15. Funky French Gas Cloud Makes England Smell Like Rotten Eggs

    Southeastern U.K. residents woke up to the wonderful scent of beyond-expired eggs and extreme perspiration.

    January 22, 2013