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  1. David Matusiewicz: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    He’s the SON of the gunman, Thomas Matusiewicz, who allegedly shot up a Delaware courthouse, killing David’s estranged wife and wounding two cops. What set him off?

    February 11, 2013
  2. Lil Wayne: I Got Kicked Out of Heat Game for Cheering for the Lakers

    Lil’ Tunechi says his Lakers support got him booted from a Heat game. But did he really make a “gun gesture”?

    February 11, 2013
  3. Christie Makes Angry Phone Call to Doc Who Said He’d Die of Fatness

    Chris Christie uses his minutes to verbally abuse concerned doctors.

    February 8, 2013
  4. Tamagotchi Pet-Raising Simulator is Back as iPhone/Android App

    Your pre-teen daughters are going to make sure you never see your iPhone again.

    February 8, 2013
  5. Twitter’s Hard at Work Renaming Winter Storm Nemo

    Winter Storm Nemo? Twitter knows there’s got to be a better name than that.

    February 8, 2013
  6. Steven Tyler to Testify as Anti-Paparazzi ‘Steven Tyler Act’ Gets Hear…

    TMZ’s lifeblood could be drained if this bill goes through.

    February 8, 2013
  7. 100% Horse Meat Found in Findus Beef Lasagna

    Like Garfield once said, “Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of ponies.”

    February 7, 2013
  8. LAPD Officers Shoot 2 Innocents During Manhunt for Ex-LAPD Cop

    Cops shot two innocent people unlucky enough to be in a truck that matched the description of the rogue cop’s vehicle.

    February 7, 2013
  9. Christopher Jordan Dorner: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    He’s the fired LAPD cop and Navy reservist who wrote a manifesto, allegedly murdered a coach & her fiance, and shot three cops — killing one.

    February 7, 2013
  10. Mother-Killing Mental Patient Able to Buy 15 Guns

    It was a paperwork glitch.

    February 5, 2013
  11. Chris Pratt to Play Star-Lord in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Film

    The Parks and Rec goofball is heading into the galaxy with a few Guardians behind him.

    February 5, 2013
  12. Prison Guard Impregnated by ‘Retarded’ Cop-Killing Inmate to Help Him …

    Allegedly, “the sole purpose was to impregnate her.”

    February 5, 2013
  13. Two Students Lose Fingers in Tug-of-War Gone Wrong

    How epic was this game of tug-of-war?

    February 5, 2013
  14. PS4 Controller May Include A Touchpad; Rumored PS4 Reveal Event Will B…

    Get ready to mark your PS4 controller with Cheetos stains.

    February 5, 2013