Alexander Grimes

  1. Petraeus’ Mistress Paula Broadwell Machine Gun Spokeswoman

    Paula Broadwell, reported mistress of ex-CIA head Petraeus, has been discovered on a weapons company ad promoting new machine guns.

    November 21, 2012
  2. Microsoft Building Data Center Literally ‘On Crap’

    A new data center to open up in Wyoming will be powered entirely by methane extracted from animal and human waste

    November 21, 2012
  3. Swedish Woman Arrested for Sex with Skeletons

    Arrested in September and facing charges shortly, a Swedish woman reportedly had 100 human body parts in her apartment for personal sexual gratification.

    November 21, 2012
  4. Gun Store Owner Shoots Customer in Back

    A gun store owner in New Mexico apparently shot a 65-year-old customer in the back while unloading a .45 caliber handgun.

    November 21, 2012
  5. When Muppets Attack: Strange Creature Found in Namibia

    A hunting party stumbled upon not one but a pack of new, strange creatures while out in the dense jungle of Namibia

    November 21, 2012
  6. Star Wars Episodes 7 Through 9 On the Way

    Beyond simply Episode VII, Episides VIII and IX are set for production as well (and bringing back an old great in the process).

    November 21, 2012
  7. ‘Machete Kills’ May Get Axed

    A lawsuit from Overnight Productions may shut-down the intended 2013 release of Machete Kills

    November 21, 2012
  8. Hostess Talks Break Down – Bye Bye Twinkies After All?

    As talks with union reps were reportedly “unsuccessful” Hostess is looking to continue bankruptcy proceedings on Wednesday.

    November 21, 2012
  9. Study Shows Strong Teens Live Longer

    Swedish researches have proven that being muscular (not just thin) helps men live longer.

    November 21, 2012
  10. 770 Pounds of Drugs Smuggled in Steamroller

    Australian police made a major bust on Wednesday when they found nearly a quarter million dollars worth of drugs stashed away in a steamroller.

    November 21, 2012
  11. Woman Dies After Being Denied Abortion

    An Indian woman in Ireland died after being kept by a hospital for three days in horrible pain while miscarrying a child due to a refusal to abort.

    November 14, 2012
  12. ‘Fat Blocking’ Pepsi Hits Stores in Japan

    A new soda advertising to actually help you lose weight hits stores in Japan

    November 14, 2012
  13. Uganda ‘Kill The Gays Bill’ Set for December

    A highly controversial and extreme bill to kill homosexuals in Uganda is set to take effect this December

    November 14, 2012
  14. BBC: Alien Broadcast Blocked Due to Swear Risk

    Apparently the threat of alien swear words is more important than discovering new life.

    November 14, 2012
  15. Papa Johns Sued for $250 Million Over Texts

    Angry customers are lashing out against the chain after receiving an “extra topping” of 15 or 16 texts a day

    November 14, 2012