Now we know why Charlie Sheen had to quit Twitter. It was getting in the way of his sex addiction.
Bree Olson, one of Sheen's two sex toys who kept his bed warm during last year's epic meltdown and even appeared on stage in his absurd comedy tour, has a new video in which she sings about life with the "Hollywood Douchebag" and describes his mid-sex tweeting.
Consider it a modern-day, auto-tuned, porn-star version of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain."
YouTubers seem split on the quality of Bree's video (which also stars some dude). These are the Top Comments:
Stick to the cocks darlin.
This is a real earworm. It has gotten stuck in my head. A funny, frisky, fabulous frolic.
Watch it yourself (above) and let us know what you think.
Charlie's very first tweet was a picture of him and Bree (aka Rachel Oberlin) — holding a Naked shake and a chocolate milk.