When a girl gets her start passing as a double for Natalie Portman, you know she's destined for great things. So it was no surprise when Keira Knightley went from playing Padme's assistant in Star Wars: Episode I to starring in the indie smash hit Bend it Like Beckham, to earning more money than some medium sized nations for those pirate movies. So, now that she never has to do anything ever again, please check out the 20 best reasons why that should be the most disappointing thing you've ever heard.

Don't underestimate the power of the midriff.

Two seconds later, Keira stood up, tearing her dress and bringing joy to all in the room.

Keira Knightley tries to remember what it was like to have to work for a living.

Some nights Keira sleeps in a bed, but others she just crashes out in one of her giant piles of money.

If Keira Knightley ever decides to start offering yoga lessons - count us in.

Some people say Keira Knightley can't act! Look how well she plays hopefully distraught here!

And here she's playing blindingly enraged!

Keira Knightley doesn't wear the same bathing suits as mere mortals like you or me.

Somebody made this picture thinking we'd focus on the purse.

You may not realize just how skinny Keira Knightley is. This is her soaking in a drop of water through a microscope.

When Keira talks about returning to the stage, this is the kind of stage work we're hoping for.

What is this? Why it seems the hotel was kind enough to direct Keira Knightly to my door. Somebody's getting a good review on Hotels.com.

Oh Keira Kinghtley, she's just like one of us!

Who says Keira Knightley doesn't have curves? Look at that back!

Very few girls have a coloring that perfectly matches any sunset.

Keira Knightley's in those next level clothes. Seriously, what kind of thing is that she's wearing?

Somebody once thought they'd found an imperfection in Keira Knightley's face, but it turned out to just be her nose.

Keira Knightley's features are actually too sharp to be carved out of stone. That's probably why there are no statues of her.

Now this is a girl you can take home to Momma.