We all know that Britain is a wonderland of big, bouncy-boobed babes (it is, right?) So it's no surprise that the biggest and bounciest of Britain's greatest exports is named Alice. Named Zoo Magazine's hottest babe of the year in 2009, the world is starting to take notice of Alice Goodwin's huge... legacy. So knock back a pint, grab some fish and chips, and see if you can figure out why Prince William married a commoner instead of this Goddess.
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