Jack Johnson may write songs about his love of surfing for the calmness and zen-like quality of the pastime, but we here at Heavy know the real reason - surfer girls. Maybe you're deftly afraid of entering more than two inches of water without your floaties on, but not to worry, faithful reader. We've rounded up 20 of the hottest pictures of girls on surfboards, so you don't have to fret about wiping out in front of that perfect 10.
Why do we love surfer girls so much? Because they make thongs into athletic wear, that's why.