Some pyrotechnical genius better get fired after this embarrassing premature detonation. Every single explosive in the planned 18-minute fireworks display went off in a span of 15 seconds, leaving spectators at this year's San Diego July 4 celebration as disappointed as a woman after bad sex. YouTube commenter "Shannon W" quipped: "Jim from American Pie lasted longer than this."
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