Who Wouldn’t Want a Porn Star for an EMT? Shame on You, Roanoke

Published:1:05 pm EDT, July 16, 2012| Updated:1:00 pm EDT, July 19, 2012|
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So a former porn star gets a job as an EMT ... heh heh. No, there's no punchline coming.

Harmony Rose is a volunteer on the Cave Spring Rescue Squad, and the stuffed-up curmudgeons who run Roanoke County, Virginia, have their Puritanical, fully-crotched panties all up in a bunch about it.

In fact, the backwoods bureaucrats are quite loudly lamenting that there's nothing they can do about this alarming disgrace, reports wdbj7. She passed the background check, they whine. We're helpless to fight this evil.

She passed the check because she's not a criminal, you idiots! The fact they're even having this discussion is bulls--t. This isn't 1650, and former adult entertainers do not deserve to be ostracized. Maybe she should wear a "P" on her chest so the victims whose lives she saves every day, as a volunteer, will realize that she has a direct line to Satan.

Get off it, Roanoke. Go roll some tobacco or whatever. Harmony Rose, despite her ridiculous name, is a human being and should be treated as such. She's also a volunteer trying to help people. If anyone's a disgrace to the county it's you guys.

Wouldn't you want CPR from a porn star? Leave us a comment.

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