Perfect for cooling off on a hot day, the popsicle has but one fatal flaw. It's nearly impossible for a man to resist an attractive female cooling off with the enjoyment of the most erotic dessert in the universe. Mortal man is simply powerless against its gravitational pull. Take comfort in knowing that you can ogle these ladies all you want without coming off like a total weirdo. We can't promise you the same results at the July 4th cookout.