Miley Cyrus, still a baby herself — and a poorly behaved one at that — is eager to procreate as soon as possible, reports Us.
OMG, Miley. Like, worst, idea, ever!
Seriously, we can't think of another high-profile female more ill-suited to care for another life form.
Miley, the qualifications of a good parent do not include public drunkenness, exhibitionism and self-mutilation.
She has proven her inability to care for herself, let alone a child. She belongs in a halfway house for troubled youth, not a maternity ward.
Think of it this way: Would she be allowed to adopt a child? Someone put this chick in rubber shackles and give her a sterilization shot before she gets knocked up.