Seriously, dude? She's your mom. For those who don't know, Dez Bryant (of the Dallas Cowboys) was arrested for Class A Family Violence. Now we have the details. He slapped his mom in the face. His mom! Then he pulled her hair and her clothes (supposedly her bra). What the f#@k. That s&%t ain't right.
You know football season is close when Dez Bryant is arrested
— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) July 17, 2012
I mean, every year there's stories of athletes breaking the law (Jason Kidd just got a DWI and he's almost 40 years old), but this is a new low. How messed up do you have to be to hit your own mom? And how do you end up ripping her bra? I don't even understand. This is so alien to me that this exists as a thing in the world.
Dez Bryant...really...your mom...? Come on now
— Jeff Lofton (@jefflofton17) July 17, 2012
This isn't the first time Dez's mom was in the news. Back when Dez (I just can't call him Mr. Bryant after all this) was preparing for the draft, Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland asked him if his mom was a prostitute. And we though that was so disrespectful. Congrats, Dez, you've one upped Jeff Ireland on disrespecting your mom. I'm sure she's so proud.
Goodell shouldn't suspend Dez Bryant. He needs every game check to afford next year's Mother's Day gift.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) July 17, 2012
At least he's living up to the fine Dallas Cowboys standard of excellence. "America's Team" has a long and proud history of being obnoxious a-holes and breaking the law. Welcome to the family, Dez. I'm sure Jerry Jones is cooking up a raise right now.