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The 20 Awesomest Geek Pickup Lines to Score at Comic-Con

posted June 26, 2012 by Neil Prospect

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Star Wars:

“I bet I could make your Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.”*

*Even though parsecs are a measure of distance, not time. (I know there's an explanation that someone came up with way after the fact, but it's just total BS to cover up the fact that George Lucas made the first of many many mistakes. So shut up, nerds!)

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Comic-Con is approaching, and that means time for all the little geeky boys and all the little geeky girls out there to gather their best cosplay costume and awkwardly avoid talking to the opposite sex. We get it, there's a reason you're at Comic-Con. Well, don't worry, my friends, because Heavy.com is here to help. We have compiled the 20 Awesomest pickup lines for you to woo the geeky lady you most desire. And not just from the army of Slave Leias either. We've got lines for every fandom you may encounter.
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<b>Pokemon:</b><br></br> "I bet I can make you Squirtle."
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<b>Avatar:</b><br></br> "I see you ... in my pants."
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<b>Star Wars:</b><br> </br>“I bet I could make your Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.”*<br></br> *Even though parsecs are a measure of distance, not time. (I know there's an explanation that someone came up with way after the fact, but it's just total BS to cover up the fact that George Lucas made the first of many many mistakes. So shut up, nerds!)
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<b>Harley Quinn:</b><br></br> "I'm <i>crazy</i> about you."
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<b>Legend of Zelda:</b><br></br> “Who needs the Ocarina of Time when you’ve got the *points to self with thumbs* Ocarina of Love?”
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<b>Mario Bros.:</b><br></br> “Wanna take mushrooms and watch me get big?”
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<b>Tomb Raider:</b><br> </br>"Want to revolutionize the gaming industry by becoming the first major female protagonist to carry her own franchise while simultaneously being dismissed because your absurd proportions belie the fact that you were only really created to titillate the male gaze ... I mean, I totally want to raid your tomb, baby."
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<b>Portal:</b><br></br> "If you go out with me, there'll be cake."
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<b>G.I. Joe:</b><br></br> "Knowing is half the battle. The other half? Sweet, sweet lovin'."
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<b>X-Men:</b><br></br> "Oh no! Your mutant power of magnetism seems to be negatively affecting my belt buckle! .... And now my zipper!"
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<b>The Fifth Element:</b><br></br> "You have a mul-ti pass to my heart."
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<b>Elektra:</b><br></br> "You Elektra-fy me."
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<b>Ghostbusters:</b><br></br> "Hey, I just met you<br> </br>And this is crazy<br> </br>I am the keymaster<br> </br>So I called you, baby."
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<b>Rescue Rangers:</b><br></br> "I could give you a real Chip 'n' Dale's show." *Patrick Swayze/Chris Farley spin move*
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<b>Mortal Kombat:</b><br></br> "What do you say we take this deadly martial arts tournament to determine the fate of mankind to the bedroom? I do my best battling in there."
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<b>Venture Brothers:</b><br></br> *PRIMAL BROCK SAMPSON SCREAM* (Nothing's manlier than Brock Sampson.)
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<b>Yu-Gi-Oh:</b><br></br> Yeah, I don't know this one. Anyone know anything about the things they'd say or do in this show? No? Good. Let's just move on.
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<b>Star Wars:</b><br></br> “Hey baby, how about I digitally insert my jabba into your hutt?”
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<b>Doctor Who:</b><br></br> "I hope your legs aren't deadlocked because my screwdriver is ready to make you sonic."
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<b>Supergirl:</b><br></br> "What? It's not gross! She's just a slightly aged version of you from an alternate earth. It's technically masturbation."
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