There are a few levels of hotness in the world. First there's normal hot, where heads turn when you walk down the street. Then there's insanely hot, where cars crash when you walk down the street. Then there's Imogen Thomas hot, where a rumor that you might be dating someone starts a nationwide political scandal that goes all the way up to Parliament. If you think that's crazy, then you need to see these 20 photos.

This is an excellent reason to be late for work.

Gold is always a good investment, even in bikini form.

Must...resist...pearl necklace... joke...

It really, really doesn't make sense that "pantyhose" is such an ugly sounding word.

There's a new scientific theory that this is the reason the sun shines.

In case you needed more evidence of her amazingness, Imogen Thomas has great friends too.

God that carpet looks soft. Mind if I lie down next to you?

Nothing to see here, just a hot girl washing a lambo. Keep it moving, people.

I feel compelled to point out we have an entire gallery of this kinda goodness <a href="http://www.heavy.com/action/girls/2010/09/the-20-hottest-girls-washing-cars/">here</a>.

Best use of Christmas lights. Ever.

Since you may not have noticed, Imogen Thomas actually has a beautiful face too.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

I'd go 10 rounds with Imogen Thomas

Who'm I kidding. I couldn't make it that long.

Be careful, that couch is now approximately 10,000 degrees.

Enough with the boxing. How about we wrestle?

That bra looks like it must be tired. Give it a break.

Nothing in the world is sexier than clothes that aren't clothes.

Yeah, corsets must be so uncomfortable. Feel free to take it off.