1st place Women's Pipeline Championships, 1st place Roxy Pro Trials, 1st place Rip Curl Girls Festival Jr and so on... When you were 4-yrs old and still crapping your pants, Alana Blanchard was learning to ride a surfboard. When you were 9-yrs old and screwing up the school play, Alana was entering and winning surfing competitions. Not only is she one of the best female surfers in the world, but she's drop dead gorgeous. It may be the middle of winter, but inside this gallery it's always summer and the water is just fine.

You wouldn't know it, but Alana was responsible for 90% of Hawaii's tourism last year.

Try not to drool all over your keyboard, Alana finds it a turnoff.

Surfing's queen on her throne.

Whoever invented the thong bikini really deserves some kind of award.

Don't worry, Alana, it looks just fine from our end.

Triple threat.

Five boats ran ashore when they saw Alana standing on the shoreline. It's becoming a problem.

Surfing does a body good... very good.

The glory of this photo really deserves a moment of silence.

Is it strange to be jealous of sand?

What a beautiful view... and I'm not talking about the ocean.

One of the few photographs of Alana NOT in a bikini. Alright moving on...

Whew! Back to bikinis.

You may want to keep a defibrillator close by.

That thing on the floor would be your jaw.

We'd follow this girl into great white infested waters.

Now's your chance to ask Alana if she needs any help applying sunscreen.

An entire gallery of surfer girls, could there be such a thing? Right this <a href="http://www.heavy.com/action/girls/2010/08/20-hottest-surfer-girls/">way</a>.

#1 reason to move to Hawaii... surfer girls. Dog the bounty hunter is a close second.