They say Colombia is rough place to live. Journalists get killed, tourists get kidnapped, traffic is terrible. But Colombia is where the Davalos twins come from, and it's where they do most of their work. So if you're looking for me, I'll be on the next flight. Meanwhile, check out these 20 photos, and get ready to call your travel agent.

Sisterly love is great, isn't it?

At first you think this show will be terrible, because they're facing away from the audience. And then you realize...

She can only play "Chopsticks" but nobody really seems to mind.

This is how they have to end every photo shoot. It's also why nobody complains.

I'll just let your mind run wild...

All the best things in life have bows on them.

A different set of twins, if you catch my drift.

Wherever the Davalos twins go, fire is never far behind.

See what I mean?

Why is nobody looking into this?

Any takers on which twin this is?

Don't worry, this is the most clothes these girls ever wear.

The Davalos must have stage lights and a smoke machine wherever they go. It's in their contract.

I'm going to be honest: I don't know which of the Davalos twins this is. I don't even think they know which one they are.

That's an entire Colombian village's electricity in those lights back there. I can't think of a better use.

Ladies, take note: this is how you wear a dress.

That underwear is earning its keep.

This is what the Davalos twins think it means to "put on a jacket."

Here's a tough one for you: is this both of them, or one and a mirror? Take as much time as you need.

What a view.