If <a href="http://www.heavy.com/search/?q=victorias+secret">Victoria's Secret</a> models were to have a queen, it would be Heidi Klum. Now 38, Heidi's been modelling for 19 years and she's still hotter than most of the young girls trying to take her place. Over that long career she's had time to take some of the sexiest shots in the history of Victoria's Secret, so if you have an older computer you might want to grab a fire extinguisher before we begin. Are you ready?

Believe me, if that animal had known Heidi would be laying on its hide, it would have marched right to the front of the slaughter line.

Hitch-hiking is easier for some people than for others. The world's unfair.

Flock of Seagulls were fools not to hire Heidi Klum.

Back when Heidi hoped to be famous enough to have a diamond bikini big enough to fit her.

All hammocks are cool. But this hammock is freakin' hot.

Heidi's ready to show you why it's called a shag carpet - hey, oh!

Just think, one day that college photography class could lead to this... keep the dream alive!

I don't know if you know this, but Heidi Klum actually models ties sometimes.

That ice cream cone could give Waldo a run for his money.

Is this like one of those magic eye tricks, only with Heidi Klum?

Now I see why some people don't think mornings are miserable visits to hell.

Heidi does Gene Simmons better than Gene Simmons.

If they made a movie that was just this frame for 90 minutes, I'd see it twice before it left theaters.

Supermodels actually have the power to levitate their ass above imaginary black lines.

This is the best argument I've ever seen for Semi-Pro.

Modern science is running tests constantly, but we still have no idea what Heidi's wearing in this picture.

Want a girl like this? First you need the couch.

POW!

Heidi's dressed and ready to take on the day!