Jessica Burciaga is a Latina Cali girl done good. And we mean very good. From just a gig at Hooters she found her way into Stuff Magazine, Maxim and eventually the holy grail of men's magazines - Playboy. Not too bad for what started with just sending a few photos out with the encouragement of her brother. Who deserves a huge THANK YOU from all mankind I might add. Now enough blah, blah, blah on to the gallery...

Hotter than a shot of habanero.

Our Heavy computers scanned this photo for flaws - result: negative.

There is no bad hand when Jessica Burciaga is dealing the cards.

Ah ha! Our sexy girl trap seems to have worked!

Burciaga bum.

Jessica actually doesn't even know how to put gas in a car, but we're letting her check under our hood regardless.

I don't care how nice of a paint job your car has, this beats it. Hands down.

Jessica's most used phrases on Twitter: OMG and LOL. Surprise of the century, right?

"Sexy badass chick, who me?"

Not the most conventional exercise attire, but it works for us.

Triple threat.

We're sorry, Jessica, we're you saying something?

Is there anything more enticing than a well executed over the shoulder stare?

Reading glasses on and not a book in sight.

If looks could kill we all would have been dead several photos back.

Is your computer screen fogging up yet?

More men have gotten lost in those eyes than the Bermuda Triangle.

We're guessing she nailed that country music video audition.

We told Jessica that it's crucial she water her butt everyday in order to maintain its healthy fullness.