Prepare to set aside the next 45 minutes or so, fellas. Because you won't be doing anything productive in that time frame, and you have Jade Bryce to thank for it. This blonde knockout has graced the pages of Italian Maxim, as well as special editions of Playboy and FIGHT magazine. And if that isn't enough, the girl spends a portion of her time doing charity work for children in third world countries. So in a way she's kinda like Mother Teresa, just way, way hotter.

19 more pages of Jade Bryce ahead... must be your lucky day.

You may want to keep a defibrillator close by. Jade causes heart attacks.

We actually stole all of Jade's clothes to give you this photo. That's how much we care.

It's so easy to have an appreciation for the ballet when the dancers are topless.

The girl obviously took her vitamins.

Hottest. Hipster Chick. Ever.

Jade Bryce is actually responsible for 90% of neck injuries in her zip code.

Definitely wouldn't mind going a few rounds in the ring with this one!

Nothing wack about that crack - hey oh!

She's a biter.

Wait a second! I think I found a flaw... nope, just some dirt on my computer screen.

If this photo had a soundbite it would be "bow chica wow wow".

One neighbor actually called to complain about Jade hanging outside in her underwear. That person was later murdered.

Find one thing bad about this photo, I dare you!

We could probably lay around and look at photos of Jade Bryce all day, too.

Pick your jaw off the floor, fellas.

Oddly enough, when I stare at this photo I hear angels singing. Weird, right?

Jade Bryce has 2 ugly cousins and even they are 9s.

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