First, Melanie Iglesias won Maxim's 2010 Hometown Hotties competition. Next, she became a Royal Flush Girl and was so hot she made professional poker sexy. Then she made <a href="http://www.heavy.com/action/action-videos/girls-videos/2011/07/the-melanie-iglesias-flip-book/" target="_blank"> literally the hottest video in the history of the Internet.</a>. If you don't already love this girl more than food or breathing, we can change your mind in two pictures. Then we've got 18 more just for fun.

It was cold outside, so Melanie Iglesias put on an extra layer.

Some girls prefer the soft feel of silk sheets, Melanie opts for brick walls.

I agree with that guy in the background.

No, no, no, Melanie Iglesias, the wall is not a shirt!

It seems Melanie Iglesias isn't the only one who enjoys looking at pictures of her in the bathroom.

Most days, the decision of which shirt to wear upsets Melanie Iglesias so much, she just doesn't wear one at all.

I'm sure it's possible to create something sexier than this, but I'm not sure how.

A Melanie Iglesias is SO much better than a rug.

I would buy any product whose logo you put below this picture.

Who says it's not manly to like pink?

Melanie Iglesias on your pillow is so much better than some stupid mint.

Socks should never be lower than this.

It's her. Trust us.

Personally, I would vote for this picture for President.

They should model the next Barbie after this girl.

Why waste the fabric on a whole red dress?

There's a fine line between talking about a girl's shirt, and talking to it.

Seriously, do you really think your day is going to get better than this?

I would peel that dress like a banana.