Some girls you know will be hot just by hearing their names. Diora Baird. Two words you've never heard before, yet they drip with an exotic sexuality few women could live up to. Fortunately, Diora Baird is more than deserving of her name. This former Guess model has an IMDb page that reads like an erotic novel, or maybe it's just that she has a body that could make a philosophy textbook sexy. Either way, I can guarantee you that these 20 pictures will leave you wanting more of Diora.

That's some pretty impressive balance if you ask me.

This is just a beautifully designed piece of clothing.

Some of the most impressive engineering work of the 20th century has taken place in the bra industry.

Diora Baird is a huge fan of lingerie and rustic prairie furniture, strange huh?

Diora Baird appears to be ready for a roll in the hay.

Those boobs were made for grabbing

And you think it's hard to get out of your bed in the morning.

Don't listen to scientists who try to tell you it's because of the sun. This is the real reason the desert is hot.

Real women have curves.

Dear God that bed looks comfy.

Ok, so Diora Baird doesn't quite have the golf stance down yet.

But she still manages to beat 90% of men she plays.

The most true sentence in the world is especially true next to this picture: Diora Baird should really take her pants off.

It takes Diora about 5 minutes to actually stand upright. That's a lot of weight you know...

This is what engineers call a "counterweight."

All yardwork should be done in this outfit. Even when it's being done by stocky hispanic men.

Why is it whenever I see someone hanging out by a steam vent it's always a hobo and never Diora Baird?

I don't know if you've noticed it yet, but Diora Baird actually has a face.

Nice ruffles.