The 20 Hottest American Apparel Girls

Sure their clothes may be a little hipsterrific, but when did "hip" become a bad thing? And how can you complain about a company that hires adult film stars to be in its ads? Especially when many of its ads are just a few inches of fabric shy of porn in the first place. I hope your jeans aren't too skinny, because these girls are wearing American Apparel, but not a whole lot of it.

One of the downsides of this outfit is the constant crowd that follow your ass wherever it goes.

This is how a lady crosses her legs.

If I got to be Emperor of the World for one day, I'd spend it making sure this was the way all bikinis fit from that day on.

"The bathroom? Yeah, it's just down the hall that way and to the left."

The half shirt and boy shorts: two of the 20th century's greatest inventions.

Screw glass half empty or half full, do you see her taking that shirt off, or putting it on?

After all, why the hell wouldn't you?

Every girl should own a brown velour bikini.

Who says a one-piece bathing suit has to make a girl look like your grandmother?

Do you see what happens when you don't make your bed?

Did you forget how to put a shirt on again? Don't worry, it's not really that important.

The whole "trapped in a box" mime act works way better with an butt like that.

Just in case you hadn't gotten quite enough hipsterity already, here's a black in white photo of a girl in vintage underwear.

Rumor has it Phillip Seymour Hoffman recreated this picture last year for his Christmas Card.

Two things never fail to please: Italian food and Asian girls in yellow.

Bubblicious would sell a lot more gum if they adapted this advertising strategy.

I hope you enjoyed those 10 seconds you spent trying to figure out if you could see her nipple.

Would you believe they're actually selling socks with this ad?

Maybe these hipsters are on to something?