They may have the most poisonous snakes, unbearably hot deserts, and indecipherable accents, but you have to give Australians this: they make some pretty damn good looking ladies. Take for instance, 25-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit Issue model Jessica Hart. She may have a slight gap between her front teeth, but good Lord can the woman fill out a swimsuit.

Supermodels freeze up in bright lights just like a deer in the headlights. But much sexier.

Jessica Hart would make a pretty damn good siren.

After you dock your Jessica Hart, you're gonna want to secure her with a good hitch knot.

Now that's a golden arch.

In case you were wondering, yes: Jessica Hart does have an equally-attractive-but-less-intimidatingly-successful sister.

Jessica was feeling a little drab that day and wanted some color.

In Australia, that's considered putting on a jacket.

I bet your beach only has driftwood wash ashore at low tide.

There's a special kind of sexy to a black leather dress.

Jessica Hart is so pretty she hasn't had to work very hard. For instance, this her "doing stairs."

No matter how much you know about the science behind photography, you can't help but hope that other strap falls off

If this is the girl equivalent of a pool boy, I may have to forgive my ex-wife.

Jessica Hart has never really understood why they call it Under-wear.

It's truly tragic to think of all the ancient peoples who lived and died without ever seeing Jessica Hart.

Here's a nice shot of Jessica on the rocks

Jessica was never too good at gazing out windows.

A strong breeze could work a miracle right now.

Jessica actually whittled this chair with a pocket knife in between shoots.

Here we have Jessica wearing a bikini made from an old Gypsy fortune teller's tablecloth.